hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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