So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you traded sex for a burrito?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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