you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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