You're completely useless in the revolution.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????