i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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