we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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