I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Randomize
