I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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