Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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