i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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