Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
