That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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