Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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