Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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