We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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