I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
