I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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