his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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