so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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