If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
They took my balls.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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