As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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