Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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