The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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