what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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