That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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