Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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