This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize