I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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