I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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