Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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