Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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