THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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