its not stalking. its research.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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