break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i don't like sucking hair
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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