i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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