wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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