How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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