Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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