More tranny stories later!
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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