I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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