Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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