If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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