Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
