waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
PANTIES FOUND
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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