Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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