Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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