he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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