The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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