I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
