I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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