Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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