Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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