I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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